Let’s Have Peace
(originally posted on Xanga February 16, 2010)
I believe we should not have war because it is very bad and many people get shot and blowed up and some of them even die such as children which is not good because they are innacint and have done no harms and such against diffrint peoples. Instead of buying guns and earplanes with bombs we should buy food for poor people so they will not starve and be very hungry. I also think we should build schools for learnen and hospitals for people to get unsick in. That way they could be healthy and educashunned. We should make love not war. Instead of fighting and dying boys should put penises in girl’s vaginas and mouths and girls should lick boys buttholes and testickles too and eat their salty love pudding so that they will have clear skin and boys will want to do things with their vaginas.
Nice to see you trying a straightforward approach for once rather than employing your usual dodgy sarcastic booga-speak. ‘Bout bloody time.
Posted 2/17/2010 at 6:49 PM by DiedByTheSword
Haha… I can see how you’d get that from my pulse.
If I could’ve put more words in it, I might have been able to clarify that I certainly do not want to eliminate the word. It has its place, though. Saying “that’s retarded” just doesn’t even make sense, if you check out the literal definition. Like how some people will go, “that’s gay.” Which also doesn’t make sense, unless they mean:
1.having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music. 2.bright or showy: gay colors; gay ornaments. 3.given to or abounding in social or other pleasures: a gay social season.4.licentious; dissipated; wanton:”
Which they don’t, for the most part.
I’m rambling, yes, but I didn’t want you to think I meant something different. I don’t think I could even gouge anyone’s eyes out.
Great post, by the way. You have an interesting sense of humor, for sure. “Salty love pudding” sounds like something my boyfriend would say to get me to… well you know.
Posted 2/18/2010 at 5:36 PM by blackspiders