Bawsten: So-Called “Hub of the Universe”


(originally published on Xanga June 18, 2010)

I actually don’t give a shit about basketball but I hate the city of Boston and so I am absolutely thrilled the Lakers won the Championship. I can’t wait for all those shitheads to start setting fires and overturning cars because they blew another chance to reclaim past glory. I’m sure they’ll be in full force tonight, as will the racist douche bags in the Boston Police Department who seize any opportunity they can to start shooting at black youths. Hell, they’ll be dragging them out of their beds in Dorchester and Roxbury then bringing them to the scenes of riots started by drunken Micks, just to put a bullet in them.

Let me tell you, I’ve been all around this country and Boston takes the cake as the most wretched place I’ve been. I had the misfortune of spending several years of my life in that shit fuck of a city. Even worse than the awful stench in the air up there, the sheer filth that surrounds you everywhere you go, and the eleven months ass-freezing cold weather are the awful people with their awful accent. These people are as rude and stupid as they are ugly. Their mouths are all crooked and fucked-up from speaking in that abominable dialect of theirs. Believe it or not, they actually think they’re sophisticated because they’ve got Harvard, Tufts, MIT and a bunch of other prestigious schools up there. Of course the student body and staff of those institutions are comprised mostly of foreigners as the average Bostonian is a semi-illiterate shit brain with a third grade education that limits his or her employment opportunities to construction work or panhandling in the subways. Yeah but they’re the fucking “hub of the universe” all right! These dipshits just re-elected a retarded mayor to a fifth term. Can you believe that? They think it makes them progressive.  It doesn’t! IT JUST MAKES THEM STUPID!

Anyway, fuck the Celtics and fuck Boston.  Your city sucks and ifI were President I’d nuke it to ashes, killing all of you and irradiating the ground so that no one or nothing can ever live there again.



You need a new brand of coffee.  You’re present brand doesn’t seem to be working.

Posted 6/18/2010 at 12:16 PM by LoBornlytesThoughtPalace

@LoBornlytesThoughtPalace – Why do you say that? I haven’t raped anybody.

Posted 6/18/2010 at 12:17 PM by SKANLYN

Yes….Fuck them. They cost me 4 hundo.

Posted 6/18/2010 at 12:39 PM by tendollar4ways

hah, trolling losers

Posted 6/18/2010 at 6:33 PM by SolidStateTheory

@LoBornlytesThoughtPalace – I would think you would be all for that, given the great bastion of liberalism that it is.

Posted 6/18/2010 at 1:5 PM by SKANLYN

@SKANLYN – The tell that you’re about to do something stupid unless you get some hi-grade coffee was when you expressed the wish to nuke Boston.

Posted 6/18/2010 at 12:38 PM by LoBornlytesThoughtPalace

As a person who wasted my life there, I couldn’t agree more.  It seems the rest of the country has no idea how bad meantown really is and if they new, it would rate among the worst in all categories.  The city is cold, racist, arrogant and stupid.  Put all these together and you have a recipe for the worst place on earth to live. Thank you for spreading the truth.

Posted 11/18/2010 at 1:30 PM by Bob(site)

lol wow. so mean.

Posted 6/18/2010 at 6:57 PM by lonelystrangergirl

@Bob – And they keep re-electing a mongoloid as their mayor.

Posted 11/18/2010 at 2:22 PM by SKANLYN

wow. I thought that *I* hated Boston/Massachusetts…

Posted 6/18/2010 at 6:58 PM by Vignettery

“Love is like a friendship caught on fire: In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.”

Posted 6/20/2010 at 6:40 PM by malikimran

I am saving “..shit fuck of a city..” in a little steel box for when I need a good laugh.


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