Made-Up Disorders

A New Year’s Rant

(originally posted January 04, 2012)

It seems these days that everybody’s got a medical excuse for their piss poor behavior. Bad students have “attention deficit disorder”; crybabies with a perpetual case of PMS (whether they be male or female) are “bipolar”; teens who fail to learn basic social skills suffer from “Asperger’s Syndrome”; self indulgent assholes who opt to party instead of work for a living have the so-called disease called “alcoholism” or “addiction”; and lazy fuckers who lie in bed all day whining about their psychosomatic aches and pains have “fibromyalgia” or “chronic fatigue syndrome”.  In my day, we had a cure all for all these “syndromes”, “diseases”, and “disorders” – IT WAS CALLED A GOOD SWIFT KICK IN THE ASS!What a pathetic group of people we Americans have become! Lazy, stupid, negligent, and completely lacking any sense of responsibility for anything in our lives.  Nowhere is this more prevalent than here on Xanga. I am thoroughly sickened every time I peruse the front page with its scores of posts about slacker angst and eating disorders. It’s a new year people. How ‘bout making a resolution to grow the fuck up? Your bullshit problems are your own making. Instead of smoking that doobie and heading off to your silly Occupy protest, how ‘bout you go to a fucking job fair?! Instead of demanding that I understand your pain, how ‘bout you find a way to pay back those student loans that were funded courtesy of me, the humble tax payer?! Or better yet, just die!Happy New Year and go fuck yourself!

Posted 1/5/2012 at 12:23 PM

5 Comments

You forgot restless leg syndrome. Now that’s some serious businass. If I lived in Seattle I’d make an appointment to see someone whose first name is “Doctor” and get my medical marijuana card. pass that doobie wontcha? 😉

Posted 1/5/2012 at 1:7 PM by AncoraImparo

Regardless of the fact that this is gonna be offensive to some there is much truth to this!  I know some individuals who get SSI for these disorders…and then splurge the money, go out and eat well and sit back and chill for as long as they can…while appearing without symptoms.

Posted 1/6/2012 at 6:37 PM by bluepillorredpill

Those are actual mental disorders. Do you think most people WANT to live like that? No.

I really hope this is a fake person…

Posted 1/31/2012 at 2:7 PM by Sally Davis

Life before the lobotomy

Christian sang the eulogy

—Yao Wentiao

Posted 1/9/2012 at 2:25 AM by Yao_Wentiao

all those people with cancer, diabetes, ect… fuck those cry babys, they should just die!! because doctor fucking skanlyn says its all in your head!!! whats funny, is your probably a pill popping conservative that talks shit about everyone while being the biggest fucking hypocrite out there! like rush limbaugh, what a piece of shit, i hope he dies from an oxycotton overdose, while having sex with a male prostitute!!!

Posted 2/15/2012 at 11:31 AM by oldbasterd

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