America Needs a Joseph Kony

Paradise Lost

(originally published on Xanga March 10, 2012)

In what’s become a nation of hedonists and heathens I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that so many people would actually take fault with a man seeking to govern his nation by the Ten Commandments. Yet I still find myself baffled by the mass rejection of those basic laws of human morality.  It cannot be denied though. Look all around you, the evidence is everywhere. Teenage pregnancy. Unmarried couples cohabitating. Government funded pornography, courtesy of the National Endowment for the Arts.  Doctors performing gender reassignment surgery. Insurance companies forced to cover contraception without even being allowed to charge a co-pay as a deterrent. Children burning in Hell for all eternity because their mothers murdered them in the womb before they could be baptized. Homosexuals not only allowed to marry and to actually teach our schoolchildren but also to serve openly in our once proud military. And the growing prevalence of “alternative” religions like Buddhism, Islam, Hinduism, Scientology, and perhaps most despicable of all, Wicca (i.e., the p.c. term for Satanism).People, secularism does not work. No empire, however great, has failed to crumble when it turned its back on the Lord. We have been warned repeatedly – AIDS, school shootings, the September 11th terrorist attacks, the collapse of our economy, Hurricane Katrina, the election of Barrack Hussein Obama, the gulf oil spill, and the recent wave of deadly tornadoes in our nation’s south and mid west. Just days ago we learned the Lord was sending yet another warning – a celestial body named DA14 that is scheduled to collide with our planet on February 15, 2013. While the asteroid is not large enough to destroy earth, its impact will surely be enough to level one or more major cities. At present, scientists cannot predict where the impact will be but I speculate it will strike one of our more morally depraved metropolises like San Francisco.I implore those who still retain a sense of moral decency, who have not been perverted beyond return, to heed this warning. Let us be inspired by Joseph Kony and the Lord’s Resistance Army to restore to this nation those Christian values on which the Pilgrim’s founded it. Only then might the Lord might be convinced to hurl that asteroid toward a more wicked nation like Canada.


You should write for colbert.

Posted 3/8/2012 at 9:59 PM by DrummingMediocrity

Canada is a wicked nation. *high five*

Posted 3/10/2012 at 3:41 PM by ShimmerBodyCream

@ShimmerBodyCream – Yeah, just look at all the wicked people on Xanga from there.

Posted 3/10/2012 at 3:43 PM by SKANLYN

Why are you not getting more traffic in this gem of a blog???

Posted 3/13/2012 at 12:13 AM by amateurprose

on Xanga March 08, 2012)


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