Breast Feeding is Immoral

Lactose Intolerance

(originally published on Xanga February 04, 2013)

I first heard about breast feeding from some of the bad kids in school when I was in first or second grade. At that age I actually thought the concept of sucking on a breast for milk was quite funny. I didn’t know any better. Upon getting home from school I immediately asked, “Mommy, did you breast feed me?” I’ll never forget the look of rage and utter disgust on my mother’s face that day as she demanded to know where I learned about such a thins.”Women who .  .  .  only the most  .  .  .,” she stammered, “  .   .   .any woman who would  .  .   . who would do such a thing is a filthy, disgusting, sl- sl- slut!” she exclaimed.

My mother, you see, was from the cutoff generation. That is, the time just before women began to lose their morals. These days things like morals are a long forgotten concept. At one time having a child orally stimulate a highly sensitive erogenous zone was considered sexual abuse. These days it’s actually encouraged by the medical community. Forget about the formula they sell at the grocery store, they say. Instead engage in an act of foreplay with your infant, they instruct mothers. It’s “healthier” for the child they proclaim.  Is it any wonder that the age at which kids are becoming sexually active is getting lower and lower? Or that every girl these days is proudly “bisexual”? Or that female school teachers routinely have sex with their much younger male students?

The erosion of our nation’s Christian values is sickening – from the repeal of state sodomy laws to the legalization of gay marriage, to the proliferation of internet pornography. At the center of it all is the conditioning of our society to sexual immorality beginning in childhood with breast feeding. To all the women out there, I implore you to reject this despicable, sinful practice. If your mind has been so warped that you need to ask why then look around you at the women who did it or do it – filthy whores, all of them, vaginas oozing with gonorrhea, syphilis, and AIDS, their children doomed to grow up as godless and wicked as them. Just say no. A woman who breast feeds is lower than even a single mother.


Humans are mammals. Mammals feed their young with teats filled with milk. And anything can be an erogenous zone. Sorry, but boobs were for nutrition before they were for sexual pleasure.

Posted 2/2/2013 at 8:23 PM by wildchildofthebluemoon

@wildchildofthebluemoon – That’s what the liberals and heathens would like you to believe. Breast milk is meant to be shared with the man to whom you’re married. It’s designed to make a woman sexually enticing to her husband after child birth when she is badly out of shape and unattractive. Otherwise a man might be tempted to have an affair.

Posted 2/2/2013 at 8:28 PM by SKANLYN

Xanga is full of sluts

Posted 2/2/2013 at 9:10 PM by AncoraImparo

@LauraDeLuna – that could be hot

Posted 2/2/2013 at 9:16 PM by AncoraImparo

@AncoraImparo – me chalenging him to pistols at dawn?

if so i shall have to at once find a suitable park.

and purchase a dashing frock coat and cape to twirl about as i brandish my pistol.

Posted 2/3/2013 at 1:6 AM by LauraDeLuna

@wildchildofthebluemoon – he is not serious, obviously.

@SKANLYN – and this heathen finds that insinuation supremely insulting. if i were wearing my gloves right now i would use them to slap you and we would meet with pistols at dawn.

Posted 2/2/2013 at 8:35 PM by LauraDeLuna

what kind of truly sick individual are you? to even begin to equate beast feeding with sexual arousal …. there have been no societies in any time frame that would believe such, have ever belived such and will ever believe such.  only groups i can think of that will are some twisted religions spouting words of the lord for self gratification.  do some research for yourself on the practice and why its needed and dont just go ask a church layman. …wait one ..yer a Westboro Baptist Church member right lol … like sheep led tho the slaughter… sheesh..

Posted 2/3/2013 at 2:10 AM by beforedawn

If those floozies can’t control themselves, mastectomy would be an appropriate therapy.

Posted 2/3/2013 at 4:25 PM by dingus6

@SKANLYN – Stop feeding me propaganda. And you can’t tell me it’s not propaganda, because in my heart of hearts I know it’s propaganda because its opposite of what I believe. You will never be able to convince me otherwise!

Posted 2/3/2013 at 9:24 PM by wildchildofthebluemoon

Breast feeding is bad news. My mother dried up when I was about a month old, but by that time I had already developed a gallon a day habit.

I spent most of my baby days frequenting Boobie Bars, and back alley “Drip Shops” trying to get my fix. By the time I was 6 months old I had traded all my toys for “white honey” and was $20,000 in debt.

One day a goon from one of the “Pump Stations” showed up at my house and repossessed my crib and highchair. That was the last straw.

I was lucky enough to get off the “Wacky Laci” , and regain control of my life, but many are not so fortunate. It’s a long, painful road, and some babies just have to learn the hard way.

Posted 2/3/2013 at 12:0 PM by amateurprose

@LauraDeLuna – Wait..what are you talking about? Did you read my comment??? If you think that sounds like the comment of a guy who took this post seriously then there is little hope for you.

Posted 2/4/2013 at 1:50 AM by amateurprose

@LauraDeLuna – Seriously what?  He’s hilarious

Posted 2/4/2013 at 1:13 AM by lostcauseIam

@lostcauseIam – they all think this is a serious post…

Posted 2/4/2013 at 1:21 AM by LauraDeLuna

@beforedawn – @amateurprose – @dingus6 – @wildchildofthebluemoon –

seriously people…?

Posted 2/4/2013 at 1:9 AM by LauraDeLuna

@LauraDeLuna – sooo… i was write about the Westboro Baptist Church member part?

Posted 2/4/2013 at 6:8 AM by beforedawn

Love your theory on breastmilk . gonna get married so i can get some fresh milk on call,  brb

Posted 2/5/2013 at 1:22 AM by KonFefCount

@LauraDeLuna – Hey, I need my milk from somewhere. Milk prices just to high, and I don’t have a cow… so What’s left to do? I’ve just gotta get it from a woman

Someone’s gotta benefit from their milk, get what i’m saying?

Posted 2/5/2013 at 2:42 AM by KonFefCount

@LauraDeLuna – What? I can be satirical, too.

Posted 2/4/2013 at 7:9 PM by wildchildofthebluemoon

@LauraDeLunatic- well, in that case yes, I was being serious. Just deposit the “fortune” into my paypal account and I will make sure it gets into the right hands!

Posted 2/4/2013 at 10:25 PM by amateurprose

@LauraDeLuna – ugh. I was so proud of myself for that too.

And twinke? Lunatic wasn’t clever, but you calling me a mass produced pastry is? These are confusing times.

Posted 2/4/2013 at 11:3 PM by amateurprose

@LauraDeLuna – You’re right. You actually called me a once mass produced, but now defunct pastry. That’s just hurtful.

Just quit being ugly on the inside. Be sweet on the inside like…like a twinkie.

Posted 2/4/2013 at 11:22 PM by amateurprose

@amateurprose – clever of me, huh? ill tell you, being crazy does come in handy sometimes.

and just like you you mean? you twinkie.

Posted 2/4/2013 at 11:24 PM by LauraDeLuna

@amateurprose – i was going to call you a ding dong but it sounded to amateur… then i was going to call you a ho ho but that was a tad suggestive so then i arrived at twinkie.

and from what i hear twinkies are not so mass produced anymore.

Posted 2/4/2013 at 11:12 PM by LauraDeLuna

@amateurprose – ha ha ha. “Lunatic” really? so old. do you honestly think ive never seen that one before?

also, do you think i would be insulted by that?

i am a crazy person.

im bi-polar you twinkie!

Posted 2/4/2013 at 10:59 PM by LauraDeLuna

@beforedawn – i dont know… you might be… he does seem crazy enough…

@wildchildofthebluemoon – i was thinking more along the line of cheese the “heart of hearts” thing really… well like i said. cheese.

@amateurprose – you werent serious about that??? i thought breast milk addiction was a serious thing! i was going to donate a fortune to search for the CURE!

Posted 2/4/2013 at 7:18 PM by LauraDeLuna

@KonFefCount – yeah… my reply remains the same.


Posted 2/5/2013 at 10:59 PM by LauraDeLuna

@KonFefCount – yuck

Posted 2/5/2013 at 2:0 AM by LauraDeLuna

See, this is EXACTLY what I needed this morning. Nothing quite like waking up to someone pushing buttons and people responding as expected. Rile em up!

Posted 2/4/2013 at 4:34 AM by Ravenira


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